Thursday, July 21, 2011

Some Of My Friends Are Asses



Yes, it is true, my friends: Charlie, Hannah, Godiva & Gizmo are asses. Lucky for them, they are cute little asses. I always wanted a cute little ass...so I chose Godiva. Since it is no fun to be an ass all by yourself, we found some friends to join her.

Do you have any friends that are asses? Have you ever been around a real-life ass? It doesn't take much to figure out why obnoxious people share their name. At our ranch, the donkeys get jealous if you pay attention to the llamas and start hee-hawing so loud that it echos throughout the barn. They keep it up until you give them some attention. Do you know any loud mouths like that? The donkeys also get easily annoyed with each other and are quick to bite and kick to make their point. Sometimes they fight to be first and keep shoving until they are in front. To summarize, asses can be loud, pushy, and sometimes mean.

Asses aren't all bad. Together, they will fight off a coyote. That's when their kicking really pays off. Around other animals, they watch each other's back. My ass friends at our ranch are also very sweet and loving as long as we set a few boundaries.

  1. Asses do not get treats every time you see them.
  2. Just because they are loud and complaining, doesn't mean you have to listen to them.
  3. Never stand directly behind an ass.
  4. If you don't like being around an ass, just walk away.
  5. When you turn your back on an ass, don't be surprised if it bites you in the...
What do you think of my rules? So far, they have worked well for me in dealing with the asses in my life. May the asses in your life, be as cute as mine.

~Lisa...a Whimsical Sol


***Yes, I see the irony in Godiva's name. You don't get a cute little ass by eating lots of chocolate. :)

2 comments:

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

OMG can I tell you how much I loved this???? lol

Whimsical Sols said...

Thank you, Caren! So, you get my silly sense of humor? :) Too bad, cute little asses aren't the only asses when have to deal with in life.